Class Time
For those of my readers in college (95% of you judging by the statistics I'm making up), welcome back to school!
It's my first week back after about a solid month of playing Fallout: New Vegas basically without respite (I am required by Comrade Obama to tell you I was not paid to say that), and I am somewhat out of practice, as, I'm sure, you are too! Here's some notes I took on my first day.
- I feel like if I use bullets I'm going to be more likely to take what I would consider “real notes”
- never, ever, ever use more than one line on a note, even if the fact is REALLY important and
- should definitely take up 2 lines. (just treat the second line as a new note)
- capitalization Is completely Optional and arbitrary.
- when in doubt, talk about James Madison. That prez was pimp.
- V from V for Vendetta is also a total pimp
- V vs James Madison... sweet
- Alice Paul- Women's rights
- Mrs. Paul- my Gym teacher
- Coincidence? I think not.
- Sam Fisher could dominate Jack Bauer. Hands down.
- Martin Luther- Martin Luther King- Martin Luther King Jesus- We're all doomed
- Remember that guy from that T.V. show that nobody watched?
- Why isn't there more biblical fanfic?
- Jesus vs Godzilla!
- Jesus vs The First Amendment
- Jesus vs James Madison
- Jesus vs Sam Fisher
- Sam Fisher vs Michael Weston
- That last one's basically impossible. The two would become fast friends and defeat
- whoever it was that pitted them against each other.
- Note to self, make that happen
- but obviously don't be the guy who pits them against each other
- Holy crap, only five minutes to go, awesome!
- 4 minutes...
- I think I can use expected value theory to prove that I should always get peanut M&Ms
- The expected value of Peanut M&M's is significantly higher than one
- but I wonder if regular m&m's or peanut m&m's get caught in the spinner more often
- I wonder if I can get funding from the econ department to run experiments
- mmmm.... tasty experiments
- FRACK! Still 3 minutes left!?
- All that time spent on the Expected value of peanut m&m's for NOTHING!
- That's it, I'm becoming a serial killer
- Oh, what, we can go early? PEACE!
