Applying Myself
The Ranter
The Internet http://www.whatthefracknow.com
Education
School of Hard Knocks
P.H.D. In Kicking Ass, P.H.D. In Taking Names
- GPA 3.6 (Because its high enough to be impressive but low enough you won't check)
- Created School Foorball Program, Invented a Time Machine, It doesn't matter, you don't care about this part.
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The Streets |
Professional Experience
My Last Job
BAMF
- Synergized overflow to decrease overhead
- Created opportunities and insights around team objectives
- Reallocated the outliers
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The Office |
The Job Before That
President
- This is another one you won't even bother to check
- Managed a group of 20 people
- Constructed world's largest indoor miniature golf course
- Escorted Rianna to and from Emmys
- Only got one chance to hit Chris Brown
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The International Space Station |
What The Frack Now!?
Fracking Everything
- Bribed the Elders of the Internet
- Successfully Performed Level 2 Website Summoning Spell
- Wrote A Twice-A-Week Webcomic
- Wrote A Once-A-Week Rant<./li>
- Kinda gave up on the webcomi
- Eventually just kinda posted rants whenever
- Once, reportedly, made someone laugh
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The Internet |
Charity Work
- Very often I will give a quarter of my change to one of those cancer kids you see ay local food stores.
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