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What your dog thinks when you go to the store for five minutes.
Oh god, they're gone... they're gone. I can't believe it. After all the joy and love we shared they're just... gone.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god... Okay, don't panic. I'm sure you can make it. Remember when you caught that squirrel the other day? You can do that again. You can live on squirrels, right?
I should eat. I should eat all the food in the bowl RIGHT NOW to store up energy for chasing squirrels. *Om Nom Nom Nom! Om Nom Nom Nom!*
Okay, lets go chase squirrels. Oh... the door. *Scratch scratch* Wait... how does this thing open? AHHH! I'm trapped in here! I'm trapped like the fish! Humph the fish... look at him... sitting there all smug. He wont be so smug when he realizes he's swimming in his own pee!
Okay, can't panic. Can't panic. There's a way out of here, I know it. CAR!
GET OUT OF HERE YOU CAR! THIS IS MY OWNER'S PROPERTY! STOP BEING SO RED!
Good, they're gone! Oh... wait... NOOOO! COME BACK! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! God damnit.
Wait.. is that them! OH MY GOD! THEY'VE COME BACK! I'M SAVED!
I'm so happy, I'm so happy, I'm so happy, I'm so happy!
Come on! Hurry up! I want to say hi to you again! Its been SO LONG! I missed you so much! Oh, I love you! Never leave again! Thank you for coming back! I knew you wouldn't forget me!
What your cat thinks when you go to the store for five minutes.
They'll be back!
