I hadn't really considered killing anyone before, but now I think if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kill a cute, blonde, white girl.
I need to qualify the word "Cute" first. "Cute," blonde white girls range from tiny little baby blonde white girls to fairly attractive, blonde teenage white girls. It seems crazy to me that there aren't more cute white girl serial killers.
My reasoning is that it seems to me that killing cute, white, blonde girls is basically this country's least enforced crime. Look at the impressive list of murderers who have walked free simply by causing a media circus around their killings.
More accruately, look at the people who FAIL to get away with murder. These people seem to make basic, easy to avoid mistakes such as:
1. Not Murdering a White Person
2. Not Murdering a Woman
3. Murdering an Ugly woman
Let's be honest, nobody in the media cares when an ugly, old, asian guy dies, but tell them that a white, blonde cheerleader went missing in Florence and WOAH! We've got a date with a courthouse and a jury of total morons!
I'm beginning to think that there's really only one set of 12 people in the world who have enough time to actually cut themselves off from society for the duration of these murder cases, and all 12 of them are secretly murders themselves. Judging by the people tehy let go, they're all murdering cute, white, blonde girls.
So I guess what I'm saying is that angry mobs are one of the least appreciated forms of communication (possibly due to the global pitchfork shortage) and as Americans its our right to express ourselves in any way we want. And, come on, its not like Frankenstein's Monster was any worse.